tWoTcast (Podcast)

tWoTcast episode 102 (Jordancon 5)

Our discussion of the events of Jordancon 5 or more likely what we can drunkenly remember. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss the future of the show leading up to Jordancon 6 where your beloved tWoTcast will be the toastmasters, a few barely remembered details of some events during Jordancon 5, Tom becomes a sussudio guest on the 4thAge podcast, Joe talks about his art, Jono wears wizard sleeves and finally the disaster which was our live recording. The LIVE recording is also in this episode! …for better or worse.

tWoTcast episode 101 (Jordancon 5 Track Preview)

Our discussion of the Fifth Wheel of Time convention Jordancon and all that goes with it. Featuring: Jono, Joe and Lauren. Jennifer Liang from Dragonmount.com joins us to discuss the panels with her husband Jimmy Liang, who also helps run the tracks. We discuss the hilarious possibility of the Legendary tWoTcast being the toastmasters of Jordancon 6! We talk about the changes in Jordancon due to that fact that we’re hosting DeepSouthCon this year and finally Half of us get really drunk all in front of an audience of one, Jono’s sleazy girlfriend, Shanda.

tWoTcast episode 100! (part 9 of 9)

Our ninth and final discussion of book fourteen of the Wheel of Time, A Memory of Light, covering chapter 38-THE END! Featuring: Jono, Joe and Tom. We discuss the oddity of all three of us giving a shit about Olver, Mat pulls a Pete Rose to not be a Hero for the Horn, Grady fingers letters, Elaine should have died at the hands of the greatest rapist ever, turns out Androl is black, Ol’Mog may have a penis, Talmanes has a wonderful smile, Rand gets a few more spaceships in his innerspace, Fain searching out a new Aridhol, and finally Rand and the Dark One play a game of repeater. Also the episodes of this book are super long! But so much happens we just left it in there.

tWoTcast episode 99 (part 8 of 9)

Our eighth discussion of book fourteen of the Wheel of Time, A Memory of Light, covering chapter 37 the Last Battle! pages 705-806. Featuring: Jono, Joe and Tom. We discuss everything that happened in the second half of the last battle, which is a lot of stuff, Jono suggests Abel, the racist farmer, might have disowned Mat because of Tuon, black tentacles coming out of cracks to nothing? The beginning of wheel of time tentacle anime porn begins and finally Tom’s incredibly sick and Lauren fills in a bit. He’ll talk more in the next episode trust us. Also the episodes of this book are super long! But so much happens we just left it in there.

tWoTcast episode 98 (part 7 of 9)

Our seventh discussion of book fourteen of the Wheel of Time, A Memory of Light, covering chapter 37 the Last Battle! pages 617-704. Featuring: Jono, Joe and Tom. We discuss everything that happened in the first half of the last battle, which is a lot of stuff, during the sword fight we found ourselves wanting Demandred to win and not Gawyn and finally once again Tom runs wild off into drunk land and goes and hangs out with Lauren while Jono and Joe finish the show. Also the episodes of this book are super long! But so much happens we just left it in there and an email is answered from…Sallie Sugar. Again.

tWoTcast episode 97 (part 6 of 9)

Our sixth discussion of book fourteen of the Wheel of Time, A Memory of Light, covering chapters 30-36. Featuring: Jono, Joe and Tom. We discuss Moridin’s sword winning all the gold medals at the Olympics and Asian Spider-Man debuts also Faile has no uni-brow and finally we’re one episode away from The Last Battle and shits going down. Also the episodes of this book are super long! But so much happens we just left it in there and an email is answered from…Salli Sugar and Neil McCloud of the clan McCloud.

tWoTcast episode 96 (part 5 of 9)

Our fifth discussion of book fourteen of the Wheel of Time, A Memory of Light, covering chapters 23-29. Featuring: Jono, Joe and Tom. Tom makes an odd connection between Jesus and Hitler through a series of unconnected thoughts, the pathway up to and into Shayul Ghul may be like walking into Jaws anus and finally after the music is special text read by Siri to Tom. Also the episodes of this book are super long! But so much happens we just left it in there! 

tWoTcast episode 95 (part 4 of 9)

Our fourth discussion of book fourteen of the Wheel of Time, A Memory of Light, covering chapters 17-22. Featuring: Jono, Joe and Tom. We argue about whether Cadsuane is being down-right bitchy or just snarky, Joe gets an intervention from Jono and Tom for his inexplicable defense of Elayne and Gawyn Trakand and finally Tom gets extremely drunk (more so than usual). Also the episodes of this book are super long! But so much happens we just left it in there! 

tWoTcast episode 94 (part 3 of 9)

Our third discussion of book fourteen of the Wheel of Time, A Memory of Light, covering chapters 9-16. Featuring: Jono, Joe and Tom. We discuss Egwene dying a married virgin, we use the phrase “hey man” about ten too many times and finally Joe and Tom argue about when and how many gateways Androl may or may not have made during the dream-spike incident at the Black Tower. Also the episodes of this book are super long! But so much happens we just left it in there and an email is answered from…SallieSugar!

tWoTcast episode 93 (part 2 of 9)

Our second discussion of book fourteen of the Wheel of Time, A Memory of Light, covering chapters 3-8. Featuring: Jono, Joe and Tom. We discuss… Point Speed Net Break? And of course some Androl/Pevara telepathy, as well as Holy Hell Moiraine’s back! Again! Around Rand and other people and stuff and it’s amazing and touching and finally how shocked we all were when Elayne is put in charge of the forces of light…and how ridiculous that is.