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tWoTcast episode 207 (Edgedancer part 2)

Our second discussion of Edgedancer, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 8- 11! Featuring Jono, Joe, and Tom. Jono remains extremely inappropriate concerning Lifts age, and we randomly talk about events surrounding jono's wedding to his blow up doll fiancé.

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tWoTcast episode 206 (Edgedancer part 1)

Our first discussion of Edgedancer, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 1-7! Featuring Jono, Joe, and Tom. Jono gets real inappropriate concerning Lifts age, games bond game tangent happens and finally nobody noticed that fucking moonface?

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tWoTcast episode 205 (Words of Radiance part 21)

Our twenty first discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering just the epilogue! Featuring Jono, Joe, and Tom. Wit talks to the Beatles, Cum shot is a surge apparently and finally i always wondered why they didn't just call it dinosaur park.

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tWoTcast episode 204 (Words of Radiance part 20)

Our twentieth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 83 - to the end! Almost we get too drunk to do the epilogue. Featuring Jono, Joe, and Tom. Listen we know the episode is late. Jono got married and Joe had his baby. a baby. not his baby.

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tWoTcast episode 203 (Words of Radiance part 19)

Our nineteenth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 76 - 82! Featuring Goldbluming! part 2! with Jono, Joe, and Tom. Chef Goldblum, Lauren and Joe are having a baby! and finally Jono is just about married to his blow up doll.

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tWoTcast episode 202 (Words of Radiance part 18)

Our eighteenth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering interludes 12 - 14! Featuring Goldbluming! with Jono, Joe, and Tom. Here lies Jeff Goldblum, He aint no Harvey Weinstein because they wanted it.

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tWoTcast episode 201 (Words of Radiance part 17)

Our seventeenth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 72 - 75! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom! We discuss letters form miagi, all elantris fixed with spellcheck and finally tom would get glory spren for any menial task.

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tWoTcast episode 200 (Words of Radiance part 16)

Our sixteenth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 67 - 71! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom! 200th episode extarvagnaza!!! We discuss a heartfelt letter from dave, where the podcast goes from here and finally shallan's ability to make flawless dick pics.

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tWoTcast episode 199 (Words of Radiance part 15)

Our fifteenth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 59 - 66! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom! We discuss tom has a demand joe cant refuse, kaladins in zoolander and choppin brocoli? come on!

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tWoTcast episode 198 (Words of Radiance part 14)

Our fourteenth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the interludes 9 - 11! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and never again Tom! We discuss women's awesomeness, what does darkness belive in and finally giant bronze titties. of course.

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tWoTcast episode 197 (Words of Radiance part 13)

Our thirteenth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 56 - 58! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and no Tom! We discuss elantris by Branzo Sanzo and how it stars dr. evil also black panther is good. just good.

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tWoTcast episode 196 (Words of Radiance part 12)

Our twelfth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 51 - 55! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and no Tom! We discuss how to properly handle fantasy properties on tv, moaning mertle porn and finally bonding with ryshadium power bottoms.

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tWoTcast episode 195 (The Royal Rumble 4)

Our fourth Royaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll Ruuuummmmmbllllllllllleeee! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom! This Royal Rumble is thirty contenders from any property we've ever covered BUT those thirty contenders are pulled out of a hat conatining 60 contenders! Its anyones guess who will come out next!

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tWoTcast episode 194 (Words of Radiance part 11)

Our eleventh discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 46 - 50! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom is back! Its Collinscast guys! its all about Phil Collins also flat earthers and micro-dicks?

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tWoTcast episode 193 (Words of Radiance part 10)

Our tenth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 41 - 45! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and not at all Tom. Jono and Joe talk about the Eye fo the World a bit and that black cord sucking off your taint, and all types of Sherlock Holmes. Study your math!

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tWoTcast episode 192 (Words of Radiance part 9)

Our ninth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 35 - 40! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and not at all Tom. Jono and Joe talk about the archive building is a dick,pattern can pick any vagina lock and still no tom. sadface.

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tWoTcast episode 191 (Words of Radiance part 8)

Our eighth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the interludes 5 - 8! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and not at all Tom. Jono and Joe talk about zelda and various video games for extremely long lengths of time before discussing the book, they do however discuss a little tWoT and Stormlight archive as a whole.

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tWoTcast episode 190 (a tWoT Christmas Special)

Our LIVE commentary of Home Alone 4! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss the return of Kevin McCallister then watch Home Alone 4 with our wonderful commentary! Watch along with us as we realize Home Alone 3 is actually better than Home Alone 4 and it doesnt even have Kevin.

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tWoTcast episode 189 (Words of Radiance part 7)

Our seventh discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 28 - 34! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Turns out hoid is mario and travels the worlds through green pipes, we discuss getting your dick soul-severed and finally tom takes advantage of jono in poop form.

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tWoTcast episode 188 (Words of Radiance part 6)

Our sixth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 20 - 27! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Rocky Time Demolition Cop Man: First Blood Sport is discussed, also pattern is basically a talkboy and toms got a hard out!

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tWoTcast episode 187 (Words of Radiance part 5)

Our fifth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 13 - 19! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Off to a good start as joe almost vomits, ahhh penis! and finally child porn... we dont actually like it.

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tWoTcast episode 186 (Words of Radiance part 4)

Our fourth discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the interludes 1-4! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss an odd conversation about a lois lane action figure and her skirt, goldbluming and also space soccer and all its intricacies and Jono doesn't know how many sides a cube has.

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tWoTcast episode 185 (Words of Radiance part 3)

Our third discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 7-12! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss SNES classic again because we're drunk morons, tom likes breaking cats backs like bane and finally shadesmar-iokart rainbow road.

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tWoTcast episode 184 (Words of Radiance part 2)

Our second discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the chapters 4-6! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss Zelda a rink to the past and other SNES classics, also tom passes out. not abnormal.

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tWoTcast episode 183 (Words of Radiance part 1)

Our first discussion of Words of Radiance, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering the prologue - chapter 3! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Uh idk, an episode happens.

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tWoTcast episode 182 (Jordancon 9 LIVE)

Our LIVE discussions from Jordancon 9, Friday and Saturday nights tWoTcast panels. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and not really Tom with guest-host Kenny! Special guests Jason Denzel author of Mystic and Dragonmount.com founder, Alan Romanczuk and Maria Simons from team Jordan, Wheel of Time editors and Co-Authors of The Wheel of Time Companion. We play a few dumb games and an occasional interview question is asked. 

tWoTcast episode 181 (The Way of Kings part 20)

Our ninteenth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 72-the end?!! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Chip randomly calls and intros the show also we discuss Jono is a sexy man bitch, ghostbloods and its many interpretations and finally i got shaq!

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tWoTcast episode 180 (The Way of Kings part 19)

Our ninteenth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 67-71. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss Kaladin becoming superman and that bad ass fight at the tower, also taco shirts and amy jo johnsons tits.

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tWoTcast episode 179 (The Way of Kings part 18)

Our eighteenth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 62-66. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom... who drunkenly mutes himself, a little discussion about hollywood white washing and the iron fist and finally is there any christopher walkens on this christopher walken ride of yours?

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tWoTcast episode 178 (The Way of Kings part 17)

Our seventeenth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 57-61. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Kenny can spell congratulations, Jono is engaged?! "Will you do me a favor?" and finally Dalinar takes a few quantum leaps.

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tWoTcast episode 177 (The Way of Kings part 16)

Our sixteenth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 52-56. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. How guarded are those chasms? how probed are those anuses? The noid makes a weird appearance, and finally the blackthorn is coming.

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tWoTcast episode 176 (The Way of Kings part 15)

Our fifteenth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering interludes 7-9. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Tom was there.. sort of... we got really drunk and only recorded part of an episode! Soberish two weeks later Jono and Joe to the rescue. Jono breaks a chair because hes fat and finally grammar joke.

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tWoTcast episode 175 (The Way of Kings part 14)

Our fourteenth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 48-51. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Tom is in the actual room with us! snowfall is fun for grown ups too, and finally jono is an economics fan.

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tWoTcast episode 174 (The Way of Kings part 13)

Our thirteenth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 44-47. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss the ultimate name combo, susandon suranderson, then, why doesn't he just become a master wood carving artisan, and adolin saves some horse.

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tWoTcast episode 173 (The Way of Kings part 12)

Our twelth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 39-43. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss the possibility of squatters in jonos weird murder basement and our continued frustration with kal-el i mean kaladin taking forever to become superman i mean a radiant. also slaughters marauders.

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tWoTcast episode 172 (The Way of Kings part 11)

Our eleventh discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 34-38. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom with sort of guest Allesandro. We discuss the age old wrapping versus rolling a sandwich debate, tom thinks the high storms come from storm the x-man, or maybe thor and finally hashtag game of thrones.

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tWoTcast episode 171 (The Royal Rumble 3)

Our third Royaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll Ruuuummmmmbllllllllllleeee! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom with our guest Alessandro! you may remember Alessandro from our last Royal Rumble episode. This Royal Rumble is thirty contenders from any property we've ever covered so it gets weird real fast. Herschel P Legoman CPA stops by, a swarm of eight pigeons attacks and finally tom becomes increasingly shocked by how long a minute takes to pass.

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tWoTcast episode 170 (The Way of Kings part 10)

Our tenth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering chapters 29-33. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss some stuff from these books, ok? what do you want from us?!

tWoTcast episode 169 (The Way of Kings part 9)

Our ninth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering interludes 4-6. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. interludes are short episodes We discuss some reading, watching, playing with Jono and Tom and little bit of rysn, axes, and szeth.

tWoTcast episode 168 (a tWoT Christmas Special)

Our LIVE commentary of Home Alone 3! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss new commentary of our website then watch Home Alone 3 with our idiotic commentary! Watch along with us one of the worst sequels ever made as we describe our disappointment.

tWoTcast episode 167 (The Way of Kings part 8)

Our eighth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering Chapters 25-28. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss Lirin Luthor father of Kal Eladin, 99 bottles of reed cum, and finally one star amazon reviews with an extremely drunk Tom.

tWoTcast episode 166 (The Way of Kings part 7)

Our seventh discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering Chapters 21-24. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss...things, look I don't know. The episodes late and I'm tired and we were extra drunk. Good luck making sense of this one.

tWoTcast episode 165 (The Way of Kings part 6)

Our sixth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering Chapters 17-20. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss a much more reasonable section of the books completely by accident, toms is back from the dead, moose cum, and finally Lindsey gives a short interview after the end song.

tWoTcast episode 164 (The Way of Kings part 5)

Our fifth discussion of The Way of Kings, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering Chapters 12-16. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss a lot of things because this portion of chapters is incredibly long, thanks whoever divided this book into sections, toms dead so he's noticeably absent, and finally rock me sadidaes. 

tWoTcast episode 163 (The Way of Kings part 4)

Our fourth discussion of The Way of King, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering Interludes 1-3. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. It's election night and for some reason we are recording, who will win? I'm kidding we already know were all screwed. We talk a bit about the comer and a slightly closer look into Shallan and Szeth. Also Tom and Jono are ash-holes.

tWoTcast episode 162 (The Way of Kings part 3)

Our third discussion of The Way of King, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering Chapters 4-7. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Joe did a really bad job chopping this book up into chapter breaks so this is a super short episode, so enjoy a lot of discussion about what we are reading watching and playing, also our bartender chip calls into the show and there is way too much talk about susan sarandon movies.

tWoTcast episode 161 (The Way of Kings part 2)

Our second discussion of The Way of King, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering Chapters 4-7. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss the first storm, a little more of wind spree navi, a big fuck you to the french from tom, and finally whats a bridge four?

tWoTcast episode 160 (The Way of Kings part 1)

Our first discussion of The Way of King, written by Brandon Sanderson, covering The Prelude to Chapter 3. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss how the prologue mirrors the opening sequence to G.I.Joe The Movie from the eighties, and of course gingers have no souls.

tWoTcast episode 159 (Jordancon 8 LIVE)

Our LIVE discussion from Jordancon 8, Saturday nights tWoTcast panel. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and not really Tom with special guest Alan Romanczuk from team Jordan, Wheel of Time editor and Co-Author of The Wheel of Time Companion and our blend Kenny stands in for Tom. We play a game of Jonos (shandas) design and chat with Alan, brief cameo by Bill Bill Bill!

tWoTcast episode 158 (Jordancon 8 LIVE)

Our LIVE discussion from Jordancon 8, Friday nights tWoTcast panel. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and not really Tom with special guest Alan Romanczuk from team Jordan, Wheel of Time editor and Co-Author of The Wheel of Time Companion, Paul Bielaczyc, fellow official Wheel of Time artist and our blend Kenny stands in for Tom. We ramble for about an hour because we had not show planned whatsoever, Jennifer Liang stops by to save us and tell a story, and we boo at Gary. a lot.

tWoTcast episode 156 (The Wise Man’s Fear part 10)

Our ninth discussion of The Wise Man’s Fear, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 125 – the end! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We finish this book off in style with a phone to Fuss Fussy himself. He doesnt answer but its still humorous. Also Taffy Bennington Dry Mangina!

tWoTcast episode 155 (The Wise Man’s Fear part 9)

Our ninth discussion of The Wise Man’s Fear, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 121 – 135. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We keep jono to a tight hour so we can finally get through this book. It sort of works. Don’t pay attention to the episode number, we were drunk. This is episode 155.

tWoTcast episode 157 (a tWoT Christmas Special)

Our LIVE commentary of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. It’s pretty straight forward guys. We blather on for afew minutes then watch Home Alone 2 and talk over it. Watch it with us!

tWoTcast episode 154 (Jordancon 7 LIVE)

Our LIVE discussion from Jordancon 7, Saturday nights tWoT against humanity panel. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom with special guest Alan Romanczuk from team Jordan, Wheel of Time editor and Co-Author of The Wheel of Time Companion. We play some dumb games and in true tWoTcast fashion do not ask a single satisfactory question of our amazing guest. Thanks to the audience for doing that for us.

tWoTcast episode 153 (Jordancon 7 LIVE)

Our episode covering the WoT Limericks and Songs panel friday night of Jordancon 7! its mostly a garbled mess but its also rather funny. Featuring Jono, Joe and Kenny with a Tom mask on. thanks to mike for playing the guitar under duress and harriet for putting up with our stupidity and a special thanks to suzanne for playing the ukulele and sep (spelling?) for randomly having a ukulele.

tWoTcast episode 152 (The Wise Man’s Fear part 8)

Our eighth discussion of The Wise Man’s Fear, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 107 – 120. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We turn Jeff Goldblum into a verb as tom and joe goldblum all over jonos face, for some reason we break out the buzzers and finally tempi is a little short. In the brains.

tWoTcast episode 151 (The Wise Man’s Fear part 7)

Our seventh discussion of The Wise Man’s Fear, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 89 – 106. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss Kvothe having a lot of sex with a goddess. I mean come on. A fight with a chandrian… sort of and finally we buy a zoo.

tWoTcast episode 149 (The Wise Man’s Fear part 6)

Our sixth discussion of The Wise Man’s Fear, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 74 – 88. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Jono endlessly rambles about how every microscopic thing in this book is important, Joe and Tom disagree and irritatingly distract him. Is this the last episode?    

tWoTcast episode 148 (The Wise Man’s Fear part 5)

Our fifth discussion of The Wise Man’s Fear, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 59 – 73. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. What if the Hoover Dam was filled with Ecto-cooler and the Ghostbuster logo was projected on to it by lazers?! Lazers with a z.

tWoTcast episode 147 (The Wise Man’s Fear part 4)

Our fourth discussion of The Wise Man’s Fear, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 40 – 58. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Tom and Joe discuss their rapidly fading interest in this book other than Auri while Jono tries desperately to get them to care, and finally for sme reason we talk about Duck Tales.    

tWoTcast episode 146 (The Wise Man’s Fear part 3)

Our third discussion of The Wise Man’s Fear, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 24 – 39. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss these chapters at light speed and in extremely limited detail due to the fact that its Joes birthday and people are about to show up at the house, also Tom is the fire.

tWoTcast episode 145 (The Wise Man’s Fear part 2)

Our second discussion of The Wise Man’s Fear, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 10 – 23. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss…this book. The sort of beginning of it. Look. Im just trying to get these shows up. We are way behind.

tWoTcast episode 144 (The Wise Man’s Fear part 1)

Our first discussion of The Wise Man’s Fear, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 1 – 9 and the prologue. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss…this book. The beginning of it. Do you really need a description?

tWoTcast episode 150 (Home Alone Commentary)

Our first and only discussion of Home Alone, the 1990 feature film written by John Hughes, directed by Chris Columbus and starring Macaulay Culkin! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. Watch along with us as we discuss our thoughts and weird sense of humor as Kevin kicks the crap out of Harry and Marv. Yes this episode is out of order but who cares? You're not even reading this. Maybe he commited suicide.

tWoTcast episode 143 (The Ultimates part 7)

Our seventh discussion of The Ultimates, written by Mark Millar and drawn by Bryan Hitch, covering double-sized issue 13, the Finale! Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss…things. You know what this episode is about a month late just listen.

tWoTcast episode 142 (The Ultimates part 6)

Our sixth discussion of The Ultimates, written by Mark Millar and drawn by Bryan Hitch, covering issues 11 and 12. Featuring: Jono, Joe, and Tom. We discuss…Holy Shit Tom is back! We discuss Captain Americas enormous crotch shot on issue 11s cover and finally how have we talked about anything other than the wasp and giant man having sex.

tWoTcast episode 141 (The Ultimates part 5)

Our fifth discussion of The Ultimates, written by Mark Millar and drawn by Bryan Hitch, covering issues 9 and 10. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Shanda and Triumphantly Returning Guest-host Alessandro who declares himself the Unisex, we discuss Ginat Man throwing a temper tantrum and a tonka truck, random referneces to X-Men 2 and finally who do you have to get beaten by to get some water around here.

tWoTcast episode 140 (The Ultimates part 4)

Our fourth discussion of The Ultimates, written by Mark Millar and drawn by Bryan Hitch, covering issues 7 and 8. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Guest-host Alessandro. We discuss irreptile disfunction, Cockeye and Black Widow and a bizarre accented Tony Stark describing the Wasp’s ant bites.

tWoTcast episode 139 (The Ultimates part 3)

Our third discussion of The Ultimates, written by Mark Millar and drawn by Bryan Hitch, covering issues 3 and 4. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss the Hulk in all his hilarity, runner up to the Master Rapist title, the size of his genitals, using giant mans skull as a toilet, his love of mardi gra specials, his horny face after being hit with a hammer, what superheroes could withstand hulk dick, and finally his emotional weakness Betty Ross.

tWoTcast episode 138 (The Ultimates part 2)

Our second discussion of The Ultimates, written by Mark Millar and drawn by Bryan Hitch, covering issues 3 and 4. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss how the Avengers are sick of seeing giant man’s huge naked dick, Tony wants to dress up Betty as her father with a  fake mustache? And finally a lot of weird celebrity references plus three minutes of Lauren insanity.    

tWoTcast episode 137 (The Ultimates part 1)

Our first discussion of The Ultimates, written by Mark Millar and Drawn by Bryan Hitch, covering issues 1 and 2. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. Jono coins the phrase of what Cap says every time he takes a shit, our friend Bret translates some nazi German for us and finally we discuss the finer points of a wasp-sized woman jerking someone off.

tWoTcast episode 135 (The Name of the Wind part 10)

Our tenth discussion of The Name of the Wind, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 85 – the end. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss the winding down of the story… the climax was last episode, the naming of the sperm and finally tom thinks Kvothe’s sack looks like a koosh ball?

tWoTcast episode 136 (Jordancon 6 LIVE Show)

Our discussion of all things Jordancon 6 with your Toastmasters tWoTcast! Featuring: Jono and Joe, Tom and Lauren’s here too! Joe is freakishly NOT late?! Joined by our special guest, legendary artist Larry Elmore. We discuss a little Jcon recap and follow it with our LIVE recording from our panel, An Hour with Larry Elmore.

tWoTcast episode 134 (The Name of the Wind part 9)

Our ninth discussion of The Name of the Wind, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 74 - 84. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss ugh…does anyone read these? A dragon having sex with a fire pit, Denna yells hymen and finally Toms skype is just not doing us any favors.

tWoTcast episode 133 (Jordancon 6 LIVE Show)

Our discussion of all things Jordancon 6 with your Toastmasters tWoTcast! Featuring: Jono and Joe, Tom is NOT mysteriously absent, but Joe is late again…Joined by our special guest, author Patrick Rothfuss. We discuss a little Jcon recap and follow it with our LIVE recording from our panel, A very tWoTcast podcast.

tWoTcast episode 132 (Jordancon 6 LIVE Show)

Our discussion of all things Jordancon 6 with your Toastmasters tWoTcast! Featuring: Jono and Joe, Tom is mysteriously absent, but we fill that gaping hole with our special guest, author Patrick Rothfuss. We discuss a little Jcon recap and follow it with our LIVE recording from our panel, An Hour with Patrick Rothfuss.

tWoTcast episode 131 (The Name of the Wind part 8)

Our eighth discussion of The Name of the Wind, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 69 - 73. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss the state of Toms pubic hair, horse flesh and snuffling pockets and finally Tom gets a little frustrated that were not all on the same page during our reading.

tWoTcast episode 130 (Jordancon 6 Preview Show)

Our discussion of all things Jordancon 6 with your Toastmasters tWoTcast! Featuring: Jennifer and Jimmy Liang! As well as guest stars Jono, Joe and Lauren. We discuss geo caches or as Lauren calls it geo cash money, amazing panda sex and finally we throw in some jordancon 6 preview discussion.

tWoTcast episode 129 (The Name of the Wind part 7)

Our seventh discussion of The Name of the Wind, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 60 - 68. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss liquid terminators in the fishery, Jono attempts his one hundred and thirtieth try to get Billy Joels We Didn’t Start the Fire played on the podcast and finally an odd voicemail message…

tWoTcast episode 128 (The Name of the Wind part 6)

Our sixth discussion of The Name of the Wind, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 50 - 59. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. This is a long one guys. We discuss some of the greatest book titles ever made, Kvothes dick is a divining rod for his mysterious duet partner and finally we argue over whether or not Kvothe plays the lute… or the skin lute.

tWoTcast episode 127 (The Name of the Wind part 5)

Our fifth discussion of The Name of the Wind, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 40 - 49. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss how to make a vagina with a whip, what Davey Jones beard is actually made of and finally we all expected Elodin to be waaay more crazy than he turned out to be, maybe theres more to come.

tWoTcast episode 126 (The Name of the Wind part 4)

Our fourth discussion of The Name of the Wind, written by Patrick Rothfuss, covering chapters 30 - 39. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss how much Kvothe is like a girl for buying a purse, taking a bath and going clothes shopping the second he has a little cash, the character Josn is actually Brandon Sanderson and finally the bible is a complete rip-off of Harry Potter.

tWoTcast episode 125 (The Name of the Wind part 3)

Our third discussion of The Name of the Wind covering chapters 20 - 29. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss Kvothe in Tarbean, the most boring part of the book says Jono, the importance of milk and bread in a snow storm, whether or not Joe breast feeds still and finally overhearing a kid being gang raped in an alleyway?!

tWoTcast episode 123 (The Name of the Wind part 2)

Our second discussion of The Name of the Wind covering chapters 9 and 19. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss getting a hold of Abenthy’s medallion so we don’t have to sit on our hands anymore, some other stuff and finally we sing…way too much.

tWoTcast episode 122 (The Name of the Wind part 1)

Our first discussion of The Name of the Wind covering chapters 1 and 8 and the prologue. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss Kirk Cameron proving we evolved from monkeys, Lauren tells us about a new super power in her sleep and finally Jono tricks us into reading a book about a Ginger.

tWoTcast episode 124 (…really 122!?)

Our hiatus from normal discussion. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom also Special Guest of Honor Alessandro from Impetuous Windmills.com joins us. We discuss the Royal Ruuuuummmmmble! Round two? Last year we did this with Blade Masters from tWoT now everyone’s invited! This is becoming an annual event for us. Some interesting wild cards are thrown in and some small talk about public urinal practices is also had.

tWoTcast episode 121 (The Cape episode 10)

Our tenth discussion of The Cape the ill-fated NBC superhero television show, episode ten: Endgame. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss events of the last year and a few plans for the new year, the Blend is a weird looking human in frumpy clothes, The Legend of Bagger Max and finally what does it take to charge up spider silk? An electrical closet. Last but not least, press conference?

tWoTcast episode 120 (The Cape episode 9)

Our ninth discussion of The Cape the ill-fated NBC superhero television show, episode nine: Razer. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss Jono’s pubescent voice change during the show, the importance of pizza during a drive-by and finally how much would drops of turpentine hurt your naked eyeballs.

tWoTcast episode 119 (The Cape episode 8)

Our eighth discussion of The Cape the ill-fated NBC superhero television show, episode eight: The Lich: Part Two. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss the tWoTcast World Tour and possible couches to sleep on, the incredibly lame fact that the Cape dvds do not have any extra features and finally finding fingerprints with spermicide.

tWoTcast episode 117 (The Cape episode 6)

Our sixth discussion of The Cape the ill-fated NBC superhero television show, episode six: Goggles and Hicks. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss Joe becoming a licensed Wheel of Time artist, an amazing new commercial voice we have and finally tWoT Dungeons and Dragons! Part 6! With our DungetWoT Master Jimmy Liang!

tWoTcast episode 116 (The Cape episode 5)

Our fifth discussion of The Cape the ill-fated NBC superhero television show, episode five: Dice. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss Mena Suvari’s true name Fivehead, Jono does an amazing Christopher Walken Steve Jobs-esque CEO speech, and finally tWoT Dungeons and Dragons! Part 5! With our DungetWoT Master Jimmy Liang!

tWoTcast episode 115 (New Spring part 13)

Our thirteenth and final discussion of the prequel book New Spring covering chapters 25 – 26 and the epilogue. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss brewing our own stomach or septic tank alcohol to save money, The finale of New Spring, Moiraine making the most perfect Mac n Cheese and finally CapeCast part four episode four: Scales.

tWoTcast episode 114 (New Spring part 12)

Our twelth discussion of the prequel book New Spring covering chapters 23 and 24. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss Lou Ferrigno, Joe’s Nemisis, the reason we will never cover the Hulk television series, apparently Moiraine leaves a defenseless woman to get gang raped, and finally tWoT Dungeons and Dragons! Part 4! With our DungetWoT Master Jimmy Liang!

tWoTcast episode 113 (New Spring part 11)

Our eleventh discussion of the prequel book New Spring covering chapters 21 and 22. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss Green lantern force fields made of air to death, sexting using letters and drawings of the map of Tar Valon and finally CapeCast part three episode three: Cosmo.

tWoTcast episode 112 (New Spring part 10)

Our tenth discussion of the prequel book New Spring covering chapters 19 and 20. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. Allesandro of impetious windmills (http://www.impetuouswindmills.com/) hangs out again and comments while we have a new segment, Sports Corner with Joe, Moiraine gets an HUI at 90 miles an hour and finally tWoT Dungeons and Dragons! Part 3! With our DungetWoT Master Jimmy Liang!

tWoTcast episode 111 (New Spring part 9)

Our ninth discussion of the prequel book New Spring covering chapters 17 and 18. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. Our Friend Allesandro of impetious windmills (http://www.impetuouswindmills.com/) comes by the studio to help comment while we discuss Moirainee Granger and Suian Weasley, a fifteen minute short entitled Chesmal Loves Pussy to precede Wall-E 2 and finally tWoT Dungeons and Dragons! Part 2! With our DungetWoT Master Jimmy Liang!

tWoTcast episode 110 (New Spring part 8)

Our eighth discussion of the prequel book New Spring covering chapters 15 and 16. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss Lan vs everyone we can think of which somehow turns into Rand vs The X-Men, warder cloak condoms and finally Tom tells us more amazing movie ideas while we play an occasional game.

tWoTcast episode 109 (New Spring part 7)

Our seventh discussion of the prequel book New Spring covering chapters 13 and 14. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss the core building blocks to building a successful life, another Things Lauren Says, We find out what a thermostat is, every penis in the tower gets fired by the new Amyrlin and finally Capecast part two episode two: Tarot.

tWoTcast episode 108 (New Spring part 6)

Our sixth discussion of the prequel book New Spring covering chapters 11 and 12. Featuring: Jono, Joe, Lauren and Tom. We discuss Independence Fly Park and Pacific Rim with Jennifer and Jimmy Liang from JordanCon fame, Jennifer’s parents call her the first pancake, Lan goes on vacation and finally tWoT Dungeons and Dragons with our new Dungeon Master Jimmy Liang!!!